Do you want to play drums faster? How about being able to execute blazing thirty-second note drum fills at 100 mph? If that’s your goal, don’t buy this drum head! Just practice more ‘cause this drum head is for your wall, dummy, not to play on. Okay…if you buy it, do whatever you want. You can serve hot dogs with this drum head if you turn it upside down. It works great for scooping up dead leaves. Dogs under 10 pounds can be trained to poop on this drum head (they like it). The uses are endless!